To whom it may concern,
You may be interested to know that it is now the year of our Lord 2009 and asking for a hand-written reference for a college position without any electronically editable forms is about as archaic and backwards as having a contact form which simply directs you to a generic email address. I would suggest, if you are trying to impress the applicability and timeliness of your educational offerings to people, that you update your downloadable forms to something less hokey.
Adobe Acrobat Professional is available with an academic discount and will allow anyone with twenty spare minutes and four barely-warm braincells to create a form which isn’t hilariously out of date.
Yours in Christ,