In distinct contrast to my post yesterday, this will all be upbeat. I fucking swear it will, or I’ll turn this blog around and we’ll head straight back for Diaryland.

Look at what I found in the road.

It’s awesome. It has this little skull and crossbones on it, and a little red LED in it that lights up when you press the button. And about four different swordfighting sounds. And despite obviously being a dollar store toy with throwaway potential, it has a REPLACABLE BATTERY. Just in case you need to go through an epic foam sword pirate/Thundercat battle.