Once upon a time, I worked at a school district doing computer support. I was doing a big deployment of PII machines with Justice and PetePete when we came upon the following story. Printed in bright red, on a sheet of paper ringed with poinsettia clip-art. Hanging on a wall of stories in a lab, under the word “Imagination”. Unable to resist, we all made copies, and Fargo found mine in the garage.
Because I am incapable of drawing up the concentration to write anything of merit, this will have to do.
The Man eating rabbit
A man eating rabbit was on the loose in a submarine. It was under there for a long time. Finally, the submarine came up. A man eating rabbit was on the loose in a submarine. It The rabbit jumped out, and ate everyone except me. I had a gun, so I shot it, but it didn’t get hurt. Then it jumped on me. It started eating my finger. I shot it again, this time in the forehead. Its brains went all over the place. It died, and everyone came alive, then I shot everyone !!!!!!!!!