Jesus christ. I thought it was all hyperbole, but it’s not. Go watch that “I’m a Mac/I’m a PC” ad. It’s true. It’s all fucking true. I’ve hit “Allow” about 200 times in the past two days. It doesn’t ever appear to actually believe you.

It requires FOUR allows to put a folder in your start menu items. FOUR.

Two for creating the folder, and then TWO TO FUCKING RENAME IT.